Recipe for ridiculous housewarming gift:
- Hijack one happy couple's cat a week before their party.
- Convert your kitchen into a makeshift photo studio.
- Gather costumes from the local Dollar Tree, and other accessories that are already in your house because your girlfriend is a crazy person.
- Add one part hijacked cat to one part recently procured dollhouse.
- Subject said cat to all means of costumed torture for about an hour.
- Spend three nights in Photoshop.
- Add a dash of Right Said Fred.
- Enjoy
